Not going to have the internet for a couple of days so catchya then xO




IM IN A BED
friend tricked me to get off the castle pissed off and grateful she spilt her drink in me but I can’t feel idk just happy NASA has a secure space program


e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless


I’m drunk and in a bouncy castle, this could be the best or worst day of my life idk but this update bought to you from bouncy castle



Pretty pissed off, there’s two casts and one cast got opening and closing night and I got Friday and a matinee performance pretty pissed tbh


deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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dinosaurssonaspaceship:

alecpingol:

I’m literally dying of laughter 

THE FUCKING LAST ONE I SWEAR TO GOD




friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!


lameborghini:

my throne


mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving


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